Dear Macbeth,
Forsooth! It is come to my attention that you plot to kill the good king Duncan in his sleep after getting him mighty plastered. I say that this is not in your best interest for many a worthy reason. First, you only plot this after hearing of the prophecy of the three Weird Sisters. Witches are not to be trusted, they only seek you downfall, do not follow the lead of such evil entities, but do as you inner conscience tells you to. Witches take their direction from that Great Demon who abides in Hell. Why take the words of such foul creatures to heart? Duncan has been a good king, never mean or unjust, never levying unfair duties on the towns people. He has even bestows a jewel on your wife and has treated you with great honor by placing the great title of Thane of Cawdor upon you. Do not repay such noble acts and gift with a knife to the torso. Tis not nice. King Duncan is your friend, and if one as close to im as you are plotting such a violent act, tis easy to presume that one like yourself would soon do the same to you. You are thought loyal to the king by in secret listen to magical females with beards who prod you to commit an act of unjust regicide. One you thinks to be loyal to you may also be hiding murderous thoughts for you in hiding. Forsooth! Do not act foolishly on the advice of she-males, act with your heart.
your humble servant,
Personal Body Guard of the King
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